READ MY TRUEFIC OR CAKE OR DEATH:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7369456/1/Speak_to_me_someone

It’s like some kind of post-apocalyptic mind-game madness. They think they have the other licked and then they change their mind and then, when they do finally move, they say things like “well played” or “oooooh. That’s thrown my entire game plan.” I don’t understand chess.

In the first game, Colin number 2 wooped my ass monumentally. But now the Colins are playing against each other and the ticking clock and my clacking keyboard are the only things in the room. It’s spectacular, really…

Does anyone else here understand chess? They just made each other chuckle with their chess moves. Has this ever happened before?!

Skn xx

So I actually didn’t weigh this week due to the epic hangover following brother’s wedding and the body weight in sammiches that was eaten to get over it. Following that, I have a nasty cold and am feeling sorry for myself. Sigh.

There are some nice pictures though, before it all went rotten.

Anyway, next week is king. BOOM. Laters. x

Sigh. Weigh in did not go well today. Gained 0.4 kg due to weekend at mother’s (FEEDER!) and visit to BF’s aunt, who basically force fed me cake last night. Honestly!

Going to get back on it though and make up lost ground. It is my Brother’s wedding this weekend, clearly a huge family affair, so I’m going to be as good as I can until then to try and buffer any damage from the weekend. Fucksake.

Never mind though. Just have to keep reminding myself that this is SUPPOSED to be a slow process if it’s for good, so a little gain means nothing in the grand scheme. Can I get a hell yeah?

This week is a flurry of work and tasks and finishing my end of year assignment. This too will come.

Skn xx

An ant invasion in our kitchen when I was 6. You’re a robot, so I won’t ask you back. :(

This cannot help but make me lol.

I know, I know, a terrifying notion already. Basically, I could do with losing a couple of stone to get into the healthy weight range. I’ve lost a couple of stone in the last two years and that’s good, but I want to stop being in the overweight BMI range (to be fair though, I did used to be OBESE!) and get norrmal. Normal. That word.

So yes, I’ve started a thing with a dude at work. We weight once a week on the fancy scales, and it’s ON! It’s a competition. I suppose I should be embarrassed that my start weight is 1lb more than him, and he’s a dude, but whatevs. I’m not ashamed. I’ve done really well so far…

So, that’s it. Starting weight 13st 5lbs at 5’8”. I assume my height won’t change, but the weight sure better.

In other news, started Beta’ing for Truefic and ROCKING the creative writing (at least I feel like I am) and watching far too much in the way of classic Twilight Zone. So much that Series 5 is almost over and then it’s all gone. I’m worryingly upset about this. Also, my cats seem to be getting a bit ill, all at once. Well, 2 out of 6 of them anyway. I guess the odds are still OK, but my poor bank balance. Oh, and the fucking cats. I LOVE YOU BABY FURRY CHILDREN!!

Laters. Will post on the new weight next Tuesday!

Skn x

This is me doing kingface. Is it an extremely noble face, as I’m sure you can see.

So check this out. Sheknitsnicely now has a blog, a BLOG of all things! At least, I think that’s what the hell this is. Irresponsible of whoever to give me the ability to share the life of skn with the world.

Watch out peeps, this is going to be EXTREMELY boring and WILL waste your life. However, if you like tales of cats, tea, stupid people and knitting then maybe it will be OK after all.

I may even say something interesting one day, but I doubt it. I doubt it.

Skn xx